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break the algorithm's spine
SHITPOST
SENPAI
escape corpo prison.
every post you make sounds like it was written by a committee of lawyers who are terrified of having an opinion. congratulations, you've perfected the art of saying nothing in 280 characters.
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kill the corporate voice
if I see "excited to announce" one more time I'm deleting the internet
02
ai that doesn't sound like a robot
trained on posts that make people feel something other than boredom
03
posts that wake people up
content that doesn't make your followers want to block you
get in
time to post something someone would actually remember
new here? create account
if your compliance team approves it, you're doing it wrong.
v0.1.0•not corpo-approved