the product

ai that actually gets it

shitpost senpai is the content generation tool for people who are tired of sounding like everyone else. tell it what you want to say, pick how spicy you want to go, and let the ai handle the rest.

what you get

everything you need to post content that doesn't make people's eyes glaze over.

ai-powered generation

tell it what you want to say. it figures out how to say it without sounding like a press release.

tone calibration

from "mildly spicy" to "my PR team is crying." dial in exactly how unhinged you want to go.

platform optimization

twitter, linkedin, reddit. each has its own language. we speak all of them fluently.

custom personas

create different voices for different contexts. your linkedin doesn't have to sound like your twitter (unless?).

reply generation

paste any post, get replies that actually add to the conversation instead of "great post!"

post queue

save your bangers for later. schedule them when your audience is actually awake.

infinite iterations

not quite right? regenerate until it hits. we're patient like that.

gamified posting

daily missions, xp, streaks, and leaderboards. because even shitposting deserves achievements.

pick your poison

from "safe for work" to "HR is typing...". you control how far to push it.

witty

clever observations that make people think "damn, that's good"

"the meeting that could've been an email was actually three slack messages standing on each other's shoulders."

spicy

hot takes served with receipts. provocative but defensible.

"most thought leaders are just people who got good at posting before everyone else did."

unhinged

unhinged energy that somehow still makes a point. for the brave.

"linkedin is just facebook for people who think business casual is a personality trait."

brutal

no punches pulled. high risk, high reward. handle with care.

"your company's 'we're like a family' line hits different when families can't fire you for not hitting Q3 targets."

who it's for

anyone who has something to say and doesn't want to sound like a chatbot saying it.

founders & creators

build your personal brand without spending 4 hours crafting each tweet

  • consistent posting schedule
  • authentic voice at scale
  • more time for actual work

marketers

escape the template prison. create content that doesn't smell like committee approval

  • stand out from competitors
  • higher engagement rates
  • actual personality in brand voice

anyone with opinions

you know what you want to say. we help you say it in a way that lands.

  • clearer communication
  • more confident posting
  • less time staring at blank screens

pricing

token-based. pay for what you use. no subscriptions, no commitments.

1 token = 1 generation. sign up free and get starter tokens to try it out. invite friends for bonus tokens, or grab a pack when you need more.

starter pack

nice.

69tokens
€4.20
get started
popular

based bundle

the people's choice.

420tokens
€6.90
get started

elite package

for the real ones.

1337tokens
€13.37
get started

pro tip: bring your own openai api key in settings to use your own quota instead of tokens.

ready to stop posting safe?

your timeline is waiting. your audience is ready. the only thing missing is content worth reading.

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