Question 1

what is shitposting?

Accepted Answer

posting like hr can't see your screen. saying what you actually think instead of what's safe. if your company's social media manager would approve it, it's not a shitpost.

Question 2

what makes a good shitpost?

Accepted Answer

makes people stop scrolling. sounds like a person, not a brand. has an actual opinion. if it could've been written by anyone, it's not good. it's just content.

Question 3

how is shitposting different from regular content?

Accepted Answer

regular content gets polite likes from coworkers. shitposts get screenshotted and sent to group chats. one is forgettable. guess which.

Question 4

what is corpo speak?

Accepted Answer

'excited to announce.' 'leverage synergies.' 'on this journey together.' it's what happens when 12 people approve one linkedin post. it's why nobody reads your company's content.

Question 5

what platforms work best?

Accepted Answer

twitter/x is home. linkedin is weirdly good because everyone else there is asleep. reddit respects it. tiktok if you're brave.

Question 6

can i shitpost professionally?

Accepted Answer

yes. it's called having a personality. memorable, not unemployable. plenty of people built entire careers just by saying things.

Question 7

spicy vs witty vs unhinged vs brutal?

Accepted Answer

spicy: confident hot takes. witty: you're clever about it. unhinged: 'are you okay?' energy. brutal: zero filter, uncomfortable truths. pick your damage level.

Question 8

what is shitpost senpai?

Accepted Answer

gets you out of corpo prison. generates posts that sound like you wrote them at 2am with opinions. not like ai. not like a brand. like a person.

Question 9

how does it work?

Accepted Answer

topic in, bangers out. pick your tone. get options. post the one that scares you slightly. that's the one.

Question 10

is it free?

Accepted Answer

free tier, yes. tokens to start. earn more or buy more. servers cost money. sorry.

Question 11

will it sound like ai?

Accepted Answer

no. that's the point. if it sounds like chatgpt wrote it, we failed. the whole thing is trained to not sound like that.

Question 12

what's a ratio?

Accepted Answer

when replies outnumber likes. means the internet decided your take was bad. public humiliation. sometimes you deserve it.

Question 13

what's 'chronically online'?

Accepted Answer

your brain is 90% memes and discourse. you get references that concern normal people. it's not a diagnosis but give it time.

Question 14

what's 'based'?

Accepted Answer

you said what you actually think without checking if it's acceptable first. it's a compliment. you can't call yourself based though. that's cringe.

Question 15

how do i not get ratio'd?

Accepted Answer

have a real opinion. don't punch down. don't be a brand milking a tragedy. if you're scared of getting ratio'd, your take is either too safe or actually bad. figure out which.

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