glossary
the definitive dictionary of shitposting. know your ratio from your main character syndrome.
the only dictionary you'll actually want to read. if you're here, you're either a shitposter or recovering from corpo brain. either way, this is your vocabulary now.
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based
culturean expression of approval for someone who speaks their mind authentically, regardless of popular opinion. the opposite of being swayed by what others think.
chronically online
culturea person who spends so much time on the internet that their worldview, vocabulary, and reference points are predominantly shaped by online culture and discourse.
corpo speak
fundamentalsthe sanitized, buzzword-laden language used by corporate social media accounts that makes everyone want to unfollow immediately.
hot take
techniquesa bold, often controversial opinion shared publicly, typically designed to provoke reactions. quality varies wildly from "spicy and insightful" to "lukewarm dressed as edgy."
main character syndrome
culturethe tendency to post or behave as if 8 billion people are watching your personal story unfold, treating everyday moments as dramatic narrative beats.
ratio
culturewhen a reply or quote tweet gets significantly more engagement than the original post, typically indicating the internet has collectively decided the original take was bad.
touch grass
culturea suggestion (usually sarcastic) that someone has been online too long and should go outside and reconnect with reality.
unhinged
techniquesa posting style characterized by wild, stream-of-consciousness energy that makes readers question if the poster is okay. usually complimentary in content creation circles.
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