steal these prompts

generate a hot take about [TOPIC] that:
- challenges conventional wisdom
- is defensible with logic
- will make people stop scrolling
- doesn't punch down

tone: confident, slightly provocative, but grounded in truth.
format: single tweet, no hashtags, no emojis unless absolutely necessary.

write an observation about [TOPIC] that:
- feels like "i've always thought this but never said it"
- is specific enough to be interesting
- universal enough to be relatable
- doesn't need explanation

tone: casual, like texting a friend who gets it.
format: short, punchy. under 200 characters if possible.

write an opening tweet for a thread about [TOPIC] that:
- creates an information gap they NEED to fill
- promises value without giving it away
- feels like insider knowledge
- makes not clicking feel like missing out

tone: confident, slightly mysterious.
format: end with "🧵" or "(thread)" - their choice.

generate a take about [TOPIC] that:
- is technically correct but emotionally triggering
- will get quote tweets from people proving your point
- sounds simple but has layers
- you can defend in replies

tone: deadpan confident. no defensive hedging.
format: statement, not question. let them come to you.

write a linkedin post about [TOPIC] that:
- has an actual opinion (revolutionary, i know)
- doesn't start with "i'm humbled to announce"
- sounds like a human wrote it, not a committee
- challenges something people pretend to believe

tone: professional but with a pulse. like a smart friend at a conference bar.
format: short paragraphs. no hashtag spam. one clear point.

help share [ACHIEVEMENT/WIN] in a way that:
- acknowledges the win without being insufferable
- includes what actually helped (not just "hard work")
- has a genuine insight others can use
- doesn't thank 47 people

tone: confident but not cocky. share the cheat codes.
format: story structure - situation, insight, outcome. keep it tight.

write a contrarian take about [INDUSTRY TOPIC] that:
- attacks an idea, not a person
- has receipts or reasoning
- offers a better alternative
- is spicy enough to engage, professional enough to survive

tone: respectful rebel. smart enough to know the rules, confident enough to break them.
format: hook → contrarian take → evidence → better way.

write a reddit post about [EXPERIENCE/STORY] that:
- hooks immediately (no "so basically...")
- has specific, believable details
- builds tension properly
- sticks the landing

tone: genuine, slightly self-deprecating, like you're telling friends.
format: paragraphs, not walls. include a TL;DR that makes people want to read anyway.

write advice about [TOPIC] for someone asking on reddit that:
- is actually actionable (not "just be confident")
- acknowledges the real difficulty
- shares what worked/didn't work from experience
- doesn't lecture or condescend

tone: helpful older sibling, not motivational poster.
format: direct answer first, then context. respect their time.

reframe [COMMON BELIEF/ADVICE] to show:
- why the conventional wisdom is incomplete
- what people are missing
- a more useful way to think about it
- without being contrarian for its own sake

tone: "oh shit, i never thought about it that way"
format: start with what people believe → pivot → new frame.

generate an unhinged take about [TOPIC] that:
- is absurd but has a kernel of truth
- commits fully to the bit
- doesn't hurt anyone
- would make your corporate comms team cry

tone: unhinged good. weird in a way that makes people think.
format: whatever serves the bit. rules are suggestions.

generate 5 different hooks for content about [TOPIC]:
1. the curiosity gap (make them need to know)
2. the contrarian (challenge what they believe)
3. the specific number (oddly specific = credible)
4. the confession (vulnerability that resonates)
5. the observation (say what they're thinking)

keep each under 15 words. no fluff.